
bitchyI'm reading The Whisperer by Fiona McIntosh, a young adult novel set in that mediaeval hinterland where so many fantasy novels are set. I'm surprised the characters from all these books don't run into each other while they're out and about on their divers quests. The characters in the current book have just sat down to a feast featuring their equivalent of turducken: roast ox stuffed with deer stuffed with mutton stuffed with goat stuffed with pig stuffed with hares stuffed with voles. Guess what I'm serving next Christmas!* If only it were called oxdemugopihales.
The interesting thing (well, interesting to me) is the author is Australian, but all those animals are European, as is the general setting. Why no kangaroo stuffed with koala stuffed with eastern barred bandicoot eaten under the shade of a coolibah tree? Or elephant stuffed with zebra stuffed with warthog? It's as though fantasy needs a common geography, an ur-map imprinted on its readers.
* Crayfish, probably.
He has a little mouse on his hat:

Also yesterday, I played with a visiting puppy. So, yes, non-stop action here.
While taking a taxi to work last week I heard a news clip on the radio about a Cia-Cia delegation that was visiting Seoul. It was hard to make out anything else from the report on account of my poor Korean skills, but at least that was enough info to run an internet search later in the day. Performing a search for '찌아찌아' at the portal sites of Naver and Daum came up with a couple of auto-fill suggestions, with '찌아찌아 방한' appearing as the main result at the time. The compound word 방한 has two meanings depending on the context and original Hanja (Chinese characters). One comes from 防寒 and means 'protection from the cold' while the other comes from 訪韓 and means 'a visit to Korea'.
Given the sentiments expressed in this Reuters article, I think both of those meanings might be applicable. "For members of an Indonesian tribe visiting Seoul for the first time, the winter cold was beyond belief, the high-tech gadgets seemed to come from another world yet the language was eerily similar." Compared to the temperature near Sulawesi these days I'm not surprised they found it cold. It was -12°C in Uijeongbu this evening and probably not too different in Seoul during their visit last week. (Which is not to say that the temperature here is unbearable; just last week
dedalusj mentioned having -30°C temperatures in Calgary for a couple of weeks straight. Much better in Uijeongbu than in Alberta.)
The nine-member delegation included Bau-Bau Mayor Amirul Tamim, tribal chief Nurdin, teachers, and two 16 year old students. Photos online suggest that New Balance provided the group with cold weather clothing for the duration of their stay -- the distinctive blue coats are kind of hard to miss.

In front of the 'King Sejong the Great' statue at Gwanghwamun Plaza. From NB Lifestyle
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One of the big news items from August of this year was the decision by the Cia-Cia of Buton Island, Indonesia to adopt Hangeul (the Korean alphabet) as their official writing system. The subject is one that I wrote about the following month in this entry. One of the main reasons I started that piece was to offer information of how Hangeul could be adapted to serve a second language, since there appeared to be several people wondering if such a feat were possible. From that original post:
Branching off from that, the Korean alphabet actually has several letters (jamo) that have fallen out of use over time. I've asked a couple of friends and my Korean teacher about this and no one has been able to give me a reason for the change, but at one point Korean did have letters approximating the sounds / f / (ㆄ), / ff / or [ v ] (ㅹ), and / z / or [ ʝ ͂] (ㅿ). I see no reason why these - and the couple of others I didn't list - can't be (re-)introduced into the Korean alphabet for use in Bau-Bau or elsewhere.
Of interest, after a recent exchange with someone on Flickr I came across this article from Gyeong Hyang News (경향뉴스) that reports on just such a development. Unfortunately, it's only viewable through Internet Explorer, but I've included the important line below for those who would rather not switch browsers:
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Tomorrow I leave for Taiwan. One of the nice things about visiting the island is that it's relatively close to South Korea - the typical flight time from Incheon International Airport to Taoyuan International Airport is only about 2.5 hours - so leaving in the morning pretty much ensures you'll arrive some time in the early afternoon. While I do aim for mid-morning departures, my last-minute purchase meant that my options were limited to evening flights; my current ticket is for a 7:25pm boarding time. However, this might not be such a bad thing.
Uijeongbu is the auxiliary capital of Gyeonggi-do (Gyeonggi Province), and as such the city has its own immigration office. Or rather, had its own immigration office. I stopped by the building not too long ago to buy a re-entry permit for my trip only to find out that the office has moved -- to Yangju! For those not familiar with local geography Yangju is the next city north of Uijeongbu. What was normally a 20 minute walk from my apartment to the immigration now involves a 40 minute train ride and 20 minute walk to reach the new office in Yangju. Of course, this is still better than traveling more than two hours to reach the provincial capital in Suwon. (Or the seven hour drive it took to go from my university to the Washington state capital.) According to the sign posted at the entrance of the old location:
Uijeongbu Immigration Office will be moved to Yang-ju as of 28th Nov. to provide better immigration services in a more pleasant and comfortable environment.
Name: Yangju Immigration Office
Opening Date: 2009.11.30 09:00 (Monday)
Address: Gyeonggi-do Yangju-si Dukkye-dong 467-2
[...]
1. Subway & Bus
* Dukkye Station} 20 minutes from exit No.1 (on foot)
bus No. 72 - get off at Huichan 2-dong community center
bus No. 73 - get off at Bumyang APT
* Yangju Station} bus No. 22, 25, 25-1, 31, 36, 36-5, 37, 39, 39-1, 39-4, 39-5, 48 - get off at Woori Bank (takes 20 minutes)
* Uijeongbu Station} bus No. 31 from exit No. 1 - get off at Bumyang APT
Now I'm kind of glad to have an evening departure time, as it will give me the chance to get a re-entry permit on the same day as my flight -- either at the new Yangju Immigration Office or at the branch located inside the Incheon International Airport. It's good to see that they've moved into a new building, though I obviously would have preferred something a little closer. The Uijeongbu Immigration Office was only a quick 3 minute walk from exit 2 of Uijeongbu Station instead of the 20 minutes it (presumably) takes to reach the Yangju branch. At least it's on a subway line. And thank goodness I checked today instead of leaving everything until tomorrow!
I should add that there was a woman by the door of the old Uijeongbu Immigration Office who helped point out the sign to me. She was with a younger woman who was apparently also in need of immigration services and was consulting a map of the Seoul metro while we talked. The first woman recommended we go together, but unfortunately I didn't have the time to go and still make it to work on time -- which left me feeling a little sorry that I couldn't go with the other visitor. After all, trying to find a new place is often easier with two sets of eyes.
After last week's unpleasant surprise that my point-and-shoot camera was no longer operational I decided to spend some of Christmas Day in Seoul for a bit of camera shopping at the Yongsan I'Park Mall. I had spent most of the week looking up information and reviews on recent camera models - actually, any camera models, since my point-and-shoot was six years old and I hadn't really done much research since buying it - and brought a list of prospective candidates with me to the mall. Sadly, only one or two of the models on my list were for sale at the stores I checked. If that weren't enough of a let-down, the sales clerks were very keen to point out that those models were "too expensive" for me (despite having made no mention of my budget) and instead recommended I buy a Samsung. I know Brian gets good shots with his Samsung i8 VLUU, but I would rather not purchase a camera without doing a little research on it first.
While taking a break from the camera displays I noticed fellow bloggers Jason (Kimchi Icecream) and Julianne on one of the escalators, and eventually managed to catch up to them to say hello and introduce myself. Not only were they happy to chat with a stranger who recognized them from the internet, they also offered to show me a great place in the area to pick up a DSLR camera. Once there, they even helped in the decision-making process; Jason has a Canon while Julianne uses a Nikon, so it was great to have both of them present to weigh the pros and cons of each.
At the end of the day I picked up a Nikon D80 with a Sigma 18-200mm lens for a very decent price. The Sigma lens looks like it will be a great tool to have for architectural and landscape shots, while also allowing me to get some good images from cultural events as well. On my way home I stopped off at Gwanghwamun Square to get some pictures of the "40th Anniversary Monument of Gojong's Enthronement" that I visited at the end of October.
Here's a picture of the monument using my old point-and-shoot. This is a composite image that was created by stitching together seven or eight shots:

Here's a picture of the same monument using my new Nikon. The image comes from the opposite corner, and is a single shot taken from approximately the same distance:

One thing that I need to get used to with the Nikon is how much heavier it weighs. Without a tripod it's really hard to avoid blurry night images due to the camera bobbing up and down in my hands. Of course, it was also snowing - so obviously below freezing - on Christmas night. It also snowed on Boxing Day, and we got a decent bit of snow in Uijeongbu today as well.
My house smells of gingerbread and mangoes and hot pink lilies.
My mother and John arrived for lunch just as I was filling in a quiet moment by taking photos of a gingerbread man in the garden. As you do.
According to the ABC news, Christmas in early nineteenth century Australia was celebrated by eating ham and cockatoo pie.
I had a mishap with some green food dye. It got in under the top of the nail and cuticle of my right ring finger. I've got a bright green circle around the nail and no amount of scrubbing will get it off.
For Christmas, I got a large, framed photo of a man looking at a listing shipwreck. This isn't the photo, but it's a similar sort of thing. I love it: 'Let's go look at the shipwreck, chaps! We'll take a picnic and make a day of it!'
I also got a lovely bag in bright pink and orange and green leather, and Professor Layton and Pandora's Box, which will keep me quiet for the rest of the day.
And it wouldn't be Christmas without bad jokes from the bonbons, so here are mine:
Q. What do lawyers wear to court?
A. Lawsuits
Q. What did the winner of the race lose?
A. His breath.
Is it possible that they are getting worse with every passing year?
Our day is winding down (we're into the long, lazy afternoon part of it), but for those who are just starting, merry Christmas! And now I'm going to have a slice of pavlova topped with raspberries and strawberries and cream. Would anyone else like some?
After that, we returned to my house, where Mum and John made a list of things they would need to build a scarecrow. This seemed unusual, as I couldn't imagine John making anything as prosaic as a scarecrow when he already has an elaborate mechanical Bird Scaring Machine of his own devising, but it turned out not to be for them. There is a youth theatre group here that puts on a musical every January, and John does their set designs. Well... he used to do their set designs. These days, he cherry picks the jobs he thinks sound interesting and lets other people get on with the rest. Anyway, this year they are doing Oklahoma! and they want a scarecrow in the corn field. So John is assembling the scarecrow's body, while Mum is making his head and hat.
'It's a floppy felt hat,' said Mum, who then claimed never to have heard the song I learnt in kinder about the dingle-dangle scarecrow with a flippy-floppy hat*. 'With a felt mouse on it. And for his head, I'm going to get some hessian and make a sort of pillow slip. I'll stitch the face, so when it's stuffed the features will come out.' She took a piece of cardboard and cut out a face shape and drew some features on it. John looked at it and said it wasn't quite what he imagined, so he drew more features over it. Then I looked at it and said that they've either come up with a new horror film villain or a children's book character called the Very Scary Scarecrow.
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The very scary scarecrow
Has four beady eyes,
A pointy nose and big, square teeth
To bite a child who lies.
Or 'at passing flies' or 'steaming hot pies' or something. It's a work in progress, obviously.
This morning when I went out to get the mail, I saw a huntsman spider on one of the verandah posts. Then it flapped in the breeze and I realised it was dead, just an empty husk.
( It's sort of decorative, isn't it? )
Nothing says Christmas like a dead spider.
* He shakes his hands like this, and he shakes his knees like that.
Our academy's winter vacation is coming up next week, and as part of my time off I will be spending four days in Taiwan before returning to Korea for a meeting with Amanda during her trip to Korea. So naturally, while taking photos in my apartment on Tuesday, I went and accidentally dropped my camera -- rendering it inoperable. Granted, it's a Canon point-and-shoot that I've had for the better part of five years now and already had a piece rattling around inside, but I've been pleased with its performance so far and it's been a nice camera to use while progressing from factory settings to playing around with some of the manual functions. Now I have four days to find a replacement if I'm to take any photos from my journey to Ilha Formosa.
I've considered buying a DSLR camera since the summer but kept putting it off. Now might be a good time to make the transition, though I'm not overly fond of spending that much money without carefully weighing my options. While it sounds like Namdaemun and Yongsan are the two main destinations for camera shopping in Seoul, getting a decent price from a reputable seller and with a decent A/S (warranty) could be challenges if I go on my own and shop to a deadline. (Just as an aside, I had been thinking about a Canon EOS 5D, EOS Rebel XS, or Nikon D3000.)
With that in mind, picking up a replacement point-and-shoot doesn't sound like a bad idea. The idea of buying something that runs off a pair of AA batteries is also appealing, as they're not exactly a hard item to find in urban areas. Plus, if I'm underwhelmed with how the new point-and-shoot works I'll only be out a couple hundred dollars. After spending the last two days looking up reviews of point-and-shoot models though, it's hard to make a choice. There are a number of different functions that look appealing -- zoom is nice if I'm stuck at the back of a crowd for a cultural event and macro settings are great for entomological photos, while easy access to different settings, portability, and the aforementioned AA battery usage all come into play as well.
The models I read about come from Canon, Fujifilm, Samsung, and Panasonic. What's a consumer with time constraints to do -- roll a d20 and hope for the best?
Returning to the topic of my trip to Taiwan, I'll be visiting one of my Flickr contacts who I have never met before. When I proposed visiting Danshui (淡水) during my stay he replied with:
On the 29th, I will be in the office. So maybe we can visit some spots not far from Danshui. Not sure about if you like hot spring, and it's odd to meet with you totally naked for the first time......hahaha But there's a good vegetarian restaurant in "Beitou".
The transition is humorous to me, anyway. And while I know a vacation is meant to be a time to relax and enjoy oneself, I've always been kind of uncomfortable with the idea of spending time at a hot spring or getting a massage when I could be out doing other things. On one of my earlier trips I had two female friends suggest getting a massage and I voted to visit a night market instead. Then again, when it comes to activities in Taiwan, eating will almost always win.
My fingers are feeling better compared to yesterday and I still want to write about the changes to downtown Uijeongbu's Jungangno (중앙로) but I have no idea where to begin. Back in May the city ruled the street off-limits to cars, and I made a brief reference to construction going on back in August. While remodeling work conducted at Gwanghwamun Square in Seoul resulted in the removal of 29 ginkgo trees - placed elsewhere in the capital - Uijeongbu's city planners actually tore out the street and replaced it with 64 trees that tower 20m above street level. The new flora is Pinus densiflora for. erecta, which is known as 금강송 in Korean and the Japanese Red Pine in English.



Japanese Red Pines. Photos from over the summer.
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Poll #1502581 Based on a true story
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 18
Sorbet is pronounced...
Telling a waiter who has just said 'sor-bay' that it's actually pronounced 'sor-bet' because it's Turkish and that he wouldn't say 'sher-BAY' for sherbet is...
Perfectly reasonable.![]()
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1 (5.6%)
The act of a complete spanner.![]()
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14 (77.8%)
Unlikely to change the waiter's behaviour.![]()
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12 (66.7%)
I feel I should warn readers that today I took a photo of something INCREDIBLY SCARY and will be posting it tomorrow. Brace yourselves.
My f-list is full of photos of snow at the moment, so I thought I would go for a walk during my lunch break and take a photo of the City by the Sea in the festive season. Look at the tinsel glittering in the sun!

Never put off for today what you could have done yesterday. Tonight is when I had planned to write about the upcoming celebrations in Uijeongbu that will mark the official opening of 'Culture Street' - including some photos I've taken since this past summer - but during my last class of the day a student slammed the classroom door on my fingers and now they're very sensitive to pressure. One of my fingers is still this lovely shade of red that makes it look like a ripe strawberry. Too much typing then is probably a bad idea. As such, the details will hopefully appear tomorrow, since the celebration itself will take place on 24 December.
In the meantime, here's a photo from Jungangno (중앙로; the former name of the new Culture Street) in September 2008:

High school student (?) beatboxing during a summer street festival
* Entry title edited to reflect a grammatical mistake in the original. Many thanks to the reader who took the time to email me pointing out the error.
My mother: Right, next one across, who sculpted the Pietà at St Peter's Basilica in Rome?
John (confused): Who sculpted the potato at St Peter's?
That's nearly as good as the time my mother claimed the collected works of Ezra Pound were written by someone called Enoch Wouk.
After that I made an almond and orange cake for morning tea at work. I thought that would be appropriately festive.
